Good Morning. This is God.

I saw a "Good Morning, this is God" poster on Etsy a while back and felt that it needed altering. Here's my version.

Good Morning. This is God. There are some things that need to be made clear.
I have 7 billion children. I cannot give my devoted attention to each and every one of you each and every day.
Please do your part to make our world a better place.
Instead of asking me to provide shelter for the homeless, please volunteer at a homeless shelter.
Instead of asking me to provide food for the hungry, please donate to a food bank.
Instead of asking me to heal the sick, please donate to medical centers.
Instead of asking me to spread love throughout the world, please perform random acts of kindness.
Instead of asking me to heal the environment, please reduce your own waste and plant a tree.
Instead of asking me to help those who are hurting, please volunteer at a call center.
Instead of asking me to have that cute crush call you, please call them yourself.
While I am flattered by your opinion of me, I wish you would do many of these things yourself.
I have made you with the power to change this world, and I would appreciate it if you use more of that power for good.
It is easier for me to focus on the larger problems if you do your part to assist with the smaller problems that you can solve or prevent. Then, hopefully, we can all work together to make the world a better place for all of my children.